Pirate Screwdriver Share definition Flag A screwdriver (traditionally vodka and orange juice) with rum instead of vodka. Man, this pirate screwdriver makes me want to say "arrrrrr!". Pirate Screwdriver by NderstoodU August 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Pirate Screwdriver mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch