Pirate Balls

When your testicles are hanging to their lowest point. Often the sack is extra stretchy during pirate balls, and they tend to swing rather freely. If sweat occurs during Pirate Balls, sometimes they will slap your leg loudly.

My pirate balls fell all the way down to her elbow whilst she was giving me a hand job.

by Pickett Smith July 18, 2009

ball pirate

someone who has only one ball (testicle)

person 1: hey, did you know hitler was a ball pirate?
person 2: I thought that was a myth.

by noobway April 30, 2023

Dirt Ball Pirate

a savage whiskey drinking mother fucker that cant be killed raids garages and gets free beer from gas stations

that kid stole two thirty packs out of my garage and pissed in my ear when i was sleeping fuck dirt ball pirates

by captain swampdick September 5, 2008