A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

total scrotal implosion by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

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Pimplosion • pimp lotion • implosion • Pissplosion • Gimplosion • implosion fist pump • implosion sex • PIMPission • Pimplosophy • pooplosion

implosion fist pump

similar to a fist pump however the following explosion of the pump then comes back into high five.

bro #1: yo bro implosion fist pump me
bro #2: ok broseph

implosion fist pump by jomo always has the mojo July 28, 2019

Implosion

A condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.

It was so cold last weekend, I had implosion when I sat on the toilet.

Implosion by iakafool January 2, 2009

Pissplosion

(n) The spray resulting from the release of pent-up urine.

Dude your Pissplosion splattered my shoe!

I had to piss so bad my pissplosion got my pants wet

Pissplosion by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

pooplosion

When you are sweating to go to the bathroom, and you have a bad case of the explosive diaherra. You accidentally explode from the rectal area on your sprint to the lavatory.

There was a pooplosion today, and they had to close school due to the feces all over the walls.

pooplosion by cammiewammie September 21, 2006

dick implosion

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.

"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."

dick implosion by H.R. Blunderbuss March 21, 2013

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026