A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
A condition that occurs when it gets really coldoutside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.
When you are sweating to go to the bathroom, and you have a bad case of the explosive diaherra. You accidentally explode from the rectal area on your sprint to the lavatory.
There was a pooplosion today, and they had to close school due to the feces all over the walls.
When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."