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total scrotal implosion 

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.
total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

implosion fist pump 

similar to a fist pump however the following explosion of the pump then comes back into high five.
bro #1: yo bro implosion fist pump me
bro #2: ok broseph

Implosion 

A condition that occurs when it gets really cold outside and the penis actually starts to shrink and go inside the body due to extremely low blood pressure.
It was so cold last weekend, I had implosion when I sat on the toilet.
Implosion by iakafool January 2, 2009

Pissplosion 

(n) The spray resulting from the release of pent-up urine.
Dude your Pissplosion splattered my shoe!

I had to piss so bad my pissplosion got my pants wet
Pissplosion by barfeedbob October 6, 2011

pooplosion

When you are sweating to go to the bathroom, and you have a bad case of the explosive diaherra. You accidentally explode from the rectal area on your sprint to the lavatory.
There was a pooplosion today, and they had to close school due to the feces all over the walls.
pooplosion by cammiewammie September 21, 2006

dick implosion 

When your dick's size becomes so large that it reaches a critical mass and begins to collapse in on the balls. The dick then retracts inside of the pelvis and forms a psuedo vagina.
"Hey Bobby what's that glowing rod coming from your pants?!" "Oh thats just a dick implosion, an interstellar mass larger than the sun retreating back into itself so as to hide its awesomeness from the world because the world cannot understand it yet."
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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