Pigeoning

Tracking someone’s life and their career, academic, and intellectual pursuits in order to copy them or seize them

Boris keeps pigeoning me because he wants to get into Dartmouth!

by Dorgenrorgen January 2, 2020

Pigeoning

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.

Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before

by blue2sapphire February 5, 2016

Pigeoning

An activity typically carried out by middle aged men with limited social options. These men load up pigeons in vehicles and drive them to insignificant towns near their home. They then release the pigeons and see if they are smart enough to fly home. When they get home, they win because the pigeons return but they lose because they're at their own house.

Some of the pigeoners greatest joy comes from raising the pigeons.

Cletus and Bubba are going to run to their trailer and pick up their pigeons. Then they are going to drive them all the way over to Battle Mountain so they can go pigeoning.

by Pigeonus Erectus August 21, 2012

Pigeoning

The act of rocking your head back and forth as you suck somebody off, like the motion of a Pigeon walking.

"I do say I would like to give that man a good Pigeoning".

by Falconarc July 3, 2012

Pigeoning

When a woman expects men to buy her drinks in a bar, especially men she doesn't know.

The bartender had to stop serving Mary because she was pigeoning, but was unsuccessful in getting someone to buy her drinks.

by RogueEditor July 28, 2014

Pigeoning

The act of cumming outside a New York or any sky rise window while making a pigeon noise and also showering the pedestrians below with your hot load.

Pigeoning: I was walking and someone pigeoned on me and my girls face. It was so sticky and white!!

by Pigeoning May 15, 2019

Pigeoning

The act of defecting on a person from an elevated position.

I'm getting really tired of my boss pigeoning me all day

by Tpit707 June 18, 2015