2 definitions by blue2sapphire

Cunt Wank

This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.

Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea

by blue2sapphire February 19, 2014

Pigeoning

Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.

Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before

by blue2sapphire February 5, 2016