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The act of gulling whilst standing on a monument/statue or from a window situated on the first floor or above.
David enjoyed pigeoning the next door neighbour from his bedroom window.
by Miles Apart July 10, 2008
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The art of having a conversation with someone when you don't know anything about them, sometimes not even their name. Often (but not always) used when sharking (a.k.a picking up) women.
Hey man did you even know that girl you were talking to last night?

No I was just pigeoning.
by LeKtiC July 21, 2010
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An activity typically carried out by middle aged men with limited social options. These men load up pigeons in vehicles and drive them to insignificant towns near their home. They then release the pigeons and see if they are smart enough to fly home. When they get home, they win because the pigeons return but they lose because they're at their own house.

Some of the pigeoners greatest joy comes from raising the pigeons.
Cletus and Bubba are going to run to their trailer and pick up their pigeons. Then they are going to drive them all the way over to Battle Mountain so they can go pigeoning.
by Pigeonus Erectus August 20, 2012
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To carry messages back and forth between two groups or persons by way of a third party. An allusion to carrier pigeons who carry messages in a small note attached to one of their feet.

Also Pigeon, Pigeoned
Most of their conversations were pigeoned back and forth by one of her friends.

Reluctant to speak to his angry neighbor in person, the young man began pigeoning his apologies through his sister.
by Evan Bittle October 15, 2007
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When a woman expects men to buy her drinks in a bar, especially men she doesn't know.
The bartender had to stop serving Mary because she was pigeoning, but was unsuccessful in getting someone to buy her drinks.
by RogueEditor July 27, 2014
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Pigeoning is the urban equivalent of the coutryman's segulling.
It is an act best enjoyed in a group.
It involves predominantly but not exclusively, males depositing their excited bodily excretions on a windscreen whilst watching an act of dogging. The ejaculate mimicking the appearance of avian faeces.
Whilst Zoe was busying cleaning Jim's BMW she couldn't help but get annoyed by the stuborn remnants from all the pigeoning the night before
by blue2sapphire September 25, 2016
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The act of defecting on a person from an elevated position.
I'm getting really tired of my boss pigeoning me all day
by Tpit707 June 25, 2015
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