| 1. | Dirty Windscreen | ||
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The act of shitting into a partner or other participant's eyes, meaning they cannot see. Dan pissed me off last night so i gave him a dirty windscreen just as he woke up
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| 2. | spiderwebbed | ||
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state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web. i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
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| 3. | seagulling | ||
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When dogging, one defecates on to the windscreen of the car that the couple are having sex in. "Oi Laura, whats that man doing on our windscreen?"
"I don't know James, I think he's seagulling" |
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| 4. | windscreepers | ||
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abrev. Windscreen wipers. Joe turned on his windscreepers in an effort to avoid getting a parking ticket
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| 5. | rusty windscreen wiper | ||
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Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper
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| 6. | Battle Mode | ||
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The process of putting all the windscreen wipers up right on a car. Done, generally, to someone in your social group over and over again until they find out it's you. You stop when they start to get annoyed and then do it once a month or so, so the joke does not die. Person 1: Oh, look its XXX's car
Person 2: We'll have to put it in Battle Mode *Person 1 and 2 put XXXs car's windscreen wipers up* |
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| 7. | mexicar wave | ||
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When a car uses their wipers in a queue, spraying the windscreen of the car behind. This makes the car behind clean their windows, spraying the windsceen of the car behind and so on. normally a dry day & is made of 2 or more cars using their wipers in a row. Largest likely mexicar wave would be in traffic on a motorway or busy road
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