Piers Morganing 

1. The rubbing of the buttocks against another pair of buttocks, particularly in a public venue, such as a park or heath.

- He was morganing last night again.
- What piers morganing? Where?
- In the park. With a policeman. The dirty perv.

2. Sitting down on the ground and then propelling oneself forward with the hands, in a similar manner to a dog attempting to clean its anus.

3. The licking of celebrity bottoms, particularly low class 'D list' types, ex Big Brother contentants, minor actors, politicians and chefs.

- He was piersmorganing Shia Lebouf last night, all night. The dirty perv.

4. The blatant telling of lies - in either a diary or newpaper.

- He can't help piersmorganing, he's never told the truth in his life. The lying git.

5. The pretence of possessing enough talent to judge others

- He's no talent show judge, he's only piersmorganing.

6. The self delusion that makes the skin sweat cold.

- I can't look at him anymore, not since he started piersmorganing again. Gold help me!

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Piers Morganing by Rendevous August 17, 2009

Piers-Morganistic 

An obnoxious, smug, self-superior and pseudo-intellectual manner of speaking, presenting/providing information, presenting oneself in a discussion or debate that is unhelpful, annoying and often operating on false information with the glib and narcissistic presupposition that one is already correct.

Discovered in the morally questionable journalism, methods of discussion/debate, pedantic and childish mentality of British journalist/talk show-host Piers Morgan

"You can't just Piers-Morganistically declare that to be the case without facts or evidence."

"The way that guy talks is so Piers-Morganistic, it's unbearable."

"Harassing a woman in her hospital bed to get a scoop for a newspaper is rather Piers-Morganistic.

Piers-Morganistic by Swilly Giggins May 2, 2024