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Perfect Em 

Throwing up in a pub due to drinking too much, but having the presence of mind/attentive buddies available to get the entire event into the confines of a single pint glass.

If there is any spillage this may only be reffered to as 'Emming'.

If more than one glass is used without spillage this constitutes a 'possible em' and has never been witnessed in the history of emming.
Emma: "Bleeeurgh"

Andy: "Holy crap, I think she just did a perfect em"
Ross: "Nah, there's some on her hand, she's only emmed"

Emma: "I think I might go home. Come Ross!"
Perfect Em by Plungeman April 25, 2011
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Very perfect middle finger emoji 

This is a test to see if the spacing is crap
Normal person: does a very perfect middle finger emoji *f you!!!*
Urban Dictionary: hmm lemme just copy-WAIT WHATTTT 404 GITHUB ERROR?

Perfectenschlag 

1.) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly.
2.) A perfect pork anus.
"I get to prove myself to corporate, I am possibly a father; I am so deep inside of Perfectenschlag right now!"

Perfectenschlag 

1) When everything in a man's life comes together perfectly
"I'm so deep inside perfectenschlag right now"-Dwight
Perfectenschlag by Officefan May 27, 2012

Perfectomundo 

Kind of Spanglish word not meaning "perfect world" or "mundo perfecto" but "perfectly".
Spanglish Usage Statistics Office (SUSO) released its last statistics about this word--the usage of "perfectomundo" is growing specially in Lincoln, NE area.

The theory about the author of this word says that its creator is a human specimen known as LRM. Probaly, the word in question, was a result of an external enviromental factor who triggered some plastogenes in the left hemisphere of the brain. An interruption on the translating system (English to Spanish) of the individual happened, causing a rare reaction wich produced the word to come out, for the first time, of the LRM's mouth.
- Hey Lyle, let's go to the cinema. What do you think?
- Perfectomundo!
Perfectomundo by santik April 4, 2011

Perfectomundo 

Perfectly, which is "Perfectamente" in Spanish, but the person heard it wrong, thereby the "MENTE" became MUNDO. Perhaps the person knew the word MUNDO already and then repeated it the only way they knew how. This is how languages have evolved across the centuries.
Man, that movie was so awesome, it was perfectomundo!
Perfectomundo by este soy-yo January 10, 2016

Perfectest 

Example 1
"OMGG<33 Nicolas u are the perfectest man on earth!!!"

Example 2
"Dude!! look at Martyna! danmm she is perfectest girl that i've ever seen"
Perfectest by NikoDonoso March 27, 2010