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the feathery little bastards who you love to hate, and hate to love, but somehow, they make great disney movies. You know what, i was going to write a movie about penguins, but then the goddamn happy feet movie came out. i still wanted to write it, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was COPYWRITED. you know what? FUCK THE MAN! IM GONNA BUILD A GIANT FUCKING PENGUIN ROBOT SUIT, AND CRUSH THOSE LITTLE ASSFUCKERS AT DISNEY! AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM GOING TO DROP COOLANT FLUIDS ON THOSE MOTHERS AT THE IRS!!! THEY TAXED THE GODDAMN ROBOT SUIT, AND THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW YOU CHEAP FUCKERS????
"wow... the guy who wrote this is freakin phyco..."


nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! not the penguin suit! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

(also, people who like penguins, such as the author of this, tend to suffer from severe cases of raging insanity. side effects may include, random rants, building insanely cool gadgets, and world domination.)
by man_eating_squirrel1994 May 15, 2009
23 9
When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and just before climax, she walks away. The man then follows her, waddling with his pants around his ankles, begging her to come back.
The bastard pissed me off, so I gave him a penguin.
by Jenny Bear December 09, 2004
1704 692
An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto
"the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed."
by Dreian Yoshi October 25, 2004
1226 434
1. A small, black and white, sexy aquatic flightless bird.

2. A rich guy who wears a tux everwhere..one whose ass must be kicked.

3. An idiotic character from the TV show Batman, who makes long ass schemes such as "i burn you slowly with a magnifying glass" to kill people instead of just shooting their ass. He has his very own asshat
1. That penguin was too busy being swarmed by women to talk to.

2. I kicked that penguins ass and stole his girlfriend.

3. Trever Clement is almost as gay as the Penguin.
by :D October 31, 2004
577 230
A penguin is one of the two magical creatures of Earth. They are extremely skilled at martial arts and are reliable agents of espionage. Penguins can traverse quickly through the water and are unaffected by sub-arctic temperatures. Penguins claim to be the original pioneers of space travel.
That penguin CAN fly!
by James Brooks June 21, 2005
579 310
IT'S FLUFFY BIRD NOT A FUCKING BLOW JOB. Sometimes it eats popcorn in the morning. And sometims it wears a WIMPLE ON ITS ICY HEAD.
The penguin ate the birdseed with popcorn.
by Sites May 09, 2005
457 294
A really cute waddling bird who lives in the icey south! He can't fly but swims and glides through ice really well! Penguins look as if they are wearing tuxedos and waddle!! they are so adorable!
Aww! The penguin just slid down the ice berg and hit the other penguin!
by Kelly November 05, 2004
207 95
The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.
Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!
by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005
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