The act of protecting an item or items between your legs.
Thanks for penguining my bag. I had to go run and get my wallet.
by Finalruner April 14, 2015
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Penguining is the act of extremely rough anal sex that causes the recipient to walk crooked like a penguin for the following days.
Chad was totally Penguining Stacy last night and now she waddles like a penguin to ease the pain.
by Darkwarchief October 25, 2020
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Is the art of robbing gay businessmen/MPs/Lords in London, by offering a blow job then just as there trousers are down you tie the pants round the trousers then stealthy steal the wallet followed by giving the guy a gentle push to the ground. the guy looks like a penguin as he tries to get up and chase you
Earnt 400 quid last night.
"how"
went out penguining and met some guy in an ally near the house of lords. You should of seen him flapping trying to get up and chase me
by bankrobber1980 October 22, 2013
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When two people commence an open mouth kiss, and due to alcohol content, one proceeds to throw up/puke/drive the chunder bus into the other's mouth.
'Dude Zak was at a party and this girl totally penguined him'

'Zak hated Penguining'
by Freddykenward September 30, 2014
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When two or more people try and stand as close together as possible with both hands in their pockets to avoid cold weather and strong winds.
This form of behavior is inspired by the Emperor Penguins, who form a big huddle (also known as the turtle formation) to avoid the extreme cold.
The participants will push themselves closer and closer to the group’s shifting center to keep warm.
“It’s so cold and windy. Let’s penguin to keep warm.”
“Look at that group of people penguining. I wish I could join them.”
“I’m freezing! Shall we penguin?”
by Doram Jacoby and Ellie Brill January 28, 2019
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