A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shitty broncos.
guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?

guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.

guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.
by holy fuckin asscrackers July 13, 2006

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