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sponge-worthy 

A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!
Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!

Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!
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sponge-worthy 

from "Seinfeld": an attractive man, worthy of being a woman's next sex partner, particularly when her preferred method of birth control is the contraceptive sponge, and her stockpile of sponges is limited (since the only manufacturer had discontinued production).
Elaine: "Well, he's nice enough, but I'm not sure he's sponge-worthy."
sponge-worthy by jodama December 28, 2005

sponge worthy 

someone you would totally have sex with.
Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.
sponge worthy by Erin ES May 2, 2008

Spooge-worthy 

That which is worthy of illiciting the spooge response in the genitoid region.
I have been so hard-up for female companionship lately, it's a good thing my Lara Croft action figure is so incredibly spooge-worthy!
Spooge-worthy by JoRokHed October 7, 2011

spongeworthy 

Worth fucking in a time of scarcity; from a Seinfeld skit about the discontinued sale of contraceptive sponges.
In spite of his diminuitive pecker and his disdain for bathing, his sarcastic wit made him just barely spongeworthy
spongeworthy by cornholio October 16, 2003