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The term used to describe the hideous, vaginal bulge often spotted in obese and older women. A McGregor is particularly noticeable in tight trousers; "dustbin bag full of yoghurt" is a good metaphor for this phenomenon.

The McGregor often conceals a pork pie.
"I would have shagged her, but I was worried that her wobbling McGregor might crush my cock completely."

"If you continue eating at such a rate, you'll soon find a monster McGregor stretching the seems of your underwear."
by ekul November 11, 2007
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To partake in a worktime dubie.



See also Fat McGregskie
Hey ..did you bring a McGregor to work today.

See also Fat McGregskie
by tbone7607 September 14, 2008
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The bits of fluff from socks that get stuck inbetween toes when a person doesn't wash their feet for a couple days.
"You need a wash, look at your McGregors"
by Clean Toes March 22, 2008
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Geezus mcgregor is a whinging pom
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