Ford's Theatre 

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.

I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!

Ford's Theatre by Noxid625 May 15, 2016

Donkey Ford’s 

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet

Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage

Donkey Ford’s by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle 

What you call your friend after he does something extremely dangerous and stupid (i.e. jumps off the house on a Razor scooter and attempts to land in a kiddie pool full of instant jello) and survives.

I can't believe you just peed on that cop, dude. You're Harrison Ford's Right Testicle!

Harrison Ford's Right Testicle by joshg4 July 30, 2008

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) 

A derivation of The Abe Lincoln where a man uses semenal fluid as crazy glue. Instead of the man trimming his pubic region and placing them onto the female's penis pudding filled face, the man grabs a fist full of pubes, yanks it out of his crotchal area, and then slaps the blood-ridden hairs onto his female companion's face--resembling the face of our late great assassinated 16th president on April 14, 1865 in Ford's Theatre.

Mary: You hear Jimmy pulled off "The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) yesterday?

Mark: Yeah, **Pulled off** literally...haha...get it? Pulled off....you know....kinda like the pubes that he **Pulled off**...haha

Mary: Yeah I got it, you didnt have to explain it any further

Mark: Chode Lips!

The Abe Lincoln (Ford's Theatre Edition) by Old Norse Õthinn December 24, 2008

Andrew’s Ford Escape 

Basically a brothel on 4 wheels

Hey did you see Andrew’s Ford Escape?
Yeah I parked next to that mobile porn set the other day

Andrew’s Ford Escape by RyanLuvsCaps October 26, 2022

Ford P.O.S. 

Ford Piece of Shit. From the movie MIB.

Jay: Unlimited technology from the whole universe, and we cruise 'round in a Ford P.O.S.

Ford P.O.S. by Al¹ January 7, 2009

It's a Ford 

A phrase to be used when something goes wrong with a car. Generally said when speaking about a Ford vehicle, but not necessarily.

Jake: *noticing Will's side mirror is halfway broken off*
"Hey man, what happened to your mirror?"
Will: "Well...It's a Ford."

Greg: *bumps the passenger door, door proceeds to fall off*
"Damn. I guess it's a Ford."

It's a Ford by OneWithDarkness December 24, 2008