I didn’t know

The thing you say to someone when they thought you knew the secret language but in fact you did not know the secret language, they only thought you knew it because of that one time, a long long time ago, 8 years ago. Also, it would appear that said grump had a girlfriend, soooo.. what the hell am I supposed to do with that? 🤷🏾 ♀️

I’m sorry i missed our appointments, i can’t imagine how that must’ve felt, I’m sorry this comes off rude, crass or cold. I didn’t know. I’m sorry. How can I make it up to you?

by June 7, 2018

I didn’t know she was 12!

Pretty much what every man over the age of 18 says.

Person 1: Ohhh! I see you talking to a minor!
Person 2: I didn’t know she was 12! alright?

by Enter A Name Here May 6, 2023