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Zach Parise 

Zach Parise is a young star in the NHL who is currently going into his third season as a New Jersey Devil. He had 14 goals, 18 assists, and 32 points in 81 games during his rookie campaign, including a goal and an assist in his first NHL game which was against Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. When Zach Parise scored that first NHL goal, becoming only the 12th player in NJD history to do so, the crowd began to taunt Crosby with "Parise's better!!" In his sophomore campaign, he had 31 goals, 31 assists, for 62 points, second on the Devils only behind captain Patrik Elias. On August 1, 2007, he re-signed with the Devils for four more years, making 12.5 million over those next four years. Zach Parise has become a fan favorite for all Devil's fans for his great skill. He also seems to be the most excited person on the bench when his team scores, jumping up in the air like a little kid on Christmas morning. When he scores goals, sometimes it's hard to decide what is better, the goal itself, or his face of excitement. Zach Parise has also become a favorite to all women NHL fans around the NHL because of his stunning (appearance. He was born on July 28, 1984 in Minneapolis, MN. His father, J.P. Parise also played in the NHL particularly with the New York Islanders and the Minnesota North Stars. His brother, Jordan Parise is now a goaltender for the Devil's minor-league team in the American Hockey League, the Lowell Devils in Lowell, Massachusetts.
Zach Parise will be seen hoisting the Stanley Cup in the not too far future.

There is an abudance of people wearing Zach Parise jerseys in the new Prudential Center.

The future of the New Jersey Devil's franchise is Zach Parise.

After Patrik Elias, Zach Parise will more than likely take over Captaincy duties.

Zach Parise will fill any void that Scott Gomez leaves, and actually do a better job!

Zach Parise should hit the 40-goal mark next season.

Zach Parise is deserving of the Hart Trophy.

"Parise's Better!"
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Parizerman 

Parizerman is a Serbian meme that depicts a ripped version of the president of Serbia, Aleksandar Vučić. The meme originated from the Serbian people complaining to Vučić that the regular meat is too expensive, and that they have to eat parizer (doctors sausage), that they do not like eating. Aleksandar, in rebellion to that, ate Parizer on a Tuesday.
The meme Parizerman keeps popping up on TikTok! It's so annoying!
Parizerman by Parizerenjoyer October 16, 2023
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crown-praiser

Someone who praises the "crown," ie someone who supports a monarch or a monarchy. A derogatory term for monarchists.
Brit: I love our Queen!
American: Fuck off, crown-praiser!
has amazing pretty sparkly eyes,

She is more mature than people of her age, and often looked up to by her peers. She is very smart, but is often confused. very funny, and has a sense of humor that needs to be unleashed more, very shy person.
hey look at that girl, her eyes are amazing she must be called parise
parise by tragedy212 December 17, 2012

parisero 

A puerto rican term for a person who like to party a lot. A spanglish slang word similar to party animal
Oye, tu pareces un tremendo parisero!!
parisero by rubenva September 11, 2009

Grace Pariselli 

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She is full with energy and can sometimes be a bit loud. She is easy to talk to and can make you laugh at any moment If u find a grace pariselli hold her tight cause u will regret letting her go.
Girl 1: Hey did you see that new girl
Girl 2: ya Isn’t her name grace pariselli
Girl 1: sry we can’t be friends anymore I want to go be friends with grace pariselli
Grace Pariselli by Funnystuff October 23, 2019

crown-praiser

Someone who supports a monarchy or a monarchial system of government. Derogatory term for monarchist.
Brit: I love the Queen!
American: Fuck off crown-praiser.