Pandini

Referring to the Covid-19 Pandemic that started in late 2019 and became global by March of 2020. A term used to refer to this point of time and less about the pandemic itself. It is more of a satirist way of referring to the "current times" as there is no current end date to the Covid-19 pandemic.

"So how has your pandini been going for ya?"
"At the start of the pandini I was all into binged watching new shows to me like Brooklyn-99. At this point I'm back to re-watched Bob's Burgers for the 6th time through."

Pandini by FlyingOctophant September 8, 2021

panini head 

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

panini head by Shimmiling._ December 2, 2017

Indian panini 

A bunch of Indian dudes singing the greatest remix of all time. Truly glorious. Makes Lil Nas X jealous.

Indian panini: In extreme Indian accent: “hey panini don’t you be a meanie.”

Indian panini by Lil Nas Y October 29, 2019

Pardinied 

1) The act of being really close to dating a girl and at the last minute, another guy sweeps in and takes her.
2) To steal someones close to be GF

Noah - Hey, so are you and Alyssa dating?
Patrick - Nah, dude we were about to but Eric went and Pardinied me.
Noah- Well that sucks.

Pardinied by BigPimpinFromThe757 April 22, 2013

Pubic panini

A panini composed entirely of bread and pubes.

Shit! That transgender gorilla lunch-lady got her fuckin’ pubes all over my panini! If I see a pubic panini again, I swear to God!

Pubic panini by Cray Cray J April 2, 2019

Pittsburgh Panini 

The act of shitting into a wad of TP, placing into the baby-changing station, then pressing it closed.

Boyfriend: Hey, the cashier at McDonald's got my order wrong.
Girlfriend: Give 'em the ol' Pittsburgh Panini!

Pittsburgh Panini by SwellStuff December 3, 2019

Bell Island Panini 

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on you while she is lying on her back on a bed, with her head hanging over the edge. As you cum you defecate on her forehead, hold her by the throat and stop her from moving. She will then lift her head thus pressing your 'log' against your ass like a panini press.

Note: Make sure you dont drink coffee or draft beer 1/2 hour prior or you will otherwise perform a "Bell Island Geiser"

I totally Bell Island Panini'd your sister last night... what a slut!

Bell Island Panini by El Gizzordo February 28, 2008