Panda Boobs Share definition Flag When a woman has bikini tan lines that give her pale triangles around her tits. Thus making her chest resemble the face of a panda. "Oh man, I hate wearing a bikini top at the beach! I have total panda boobs now! Panda Boobs by WeinerF4c3 March 21, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Panda Boobs mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch