A refreshing, low-calorie, lemon-infused lager inspired by Spain for when you want a little culture but you’re low on cash. Commonly referred to as “Summer in a Can”.
Palmia is most commonly consumed by surfer bros and sun-burnt hos. Good for packing into your cooler on a hot day to help make ugly people hot and boring people fun. Low-calories so it’s a great-get-fucked-up-during-your-workout drink.
Britney: “Omg Becky…Palmia is SO good!”
Becky: “I know, right? It’s like a vacation in a bottle…I swear, if you put it up to your ear you can hear the ocean.”
Chad: “Toss me a claw...”
Steve: “Bruh, Claws down, Palms up. It’s all about the Palmia.”
A girl called Parmiss is usually seen as sweet and loveable. She overthinks about everything and all she wants is to be in love. Though she seems shy, as you get to know her she’s a lot of fun and good for banter. Sensitive as fuck but very genuine and hella good for advice and deep shit. Get u a friend like Parmiss and u will 100% be so much happier. Also another trait is she’s very insecure for no reason ! My girlfriend is called Parmiss and she’s lit lollll
Name originated from Iran and was originally the name of a princess