A Pedo-Fish is a peadophile who can hold his breath for a
really long time and is also good at gargling balls. A Pedo-Fish uses a
white van to abduct
little kids and has a fishy smell to him.
Person 1: I saw a
white van and in the backs was barrels of water and candy, I think a Pedo-Fish is luring his next victim sometime soon.
Person 2: Well the quireboys at church went missing last week so it makes sense.