The greatest man in the world. This is his nickname, his real name is David. Poopy Scoopys are very handsome and enjoy their coffee. They like to carry other people's crap. They also make up stupid stuff and have a cute funny little laugh. They like to make babies cry.
When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
The Poop Scoop is a sexual act performed by two parteners where one inserts there hand into the others in a spoon shape as the other releases excrement.