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When your dog takes a crap in someone's yard and you don't have a baggie, but you bend over and pretend to be picking it up in case they are looking out the window at you.
"Man, your dog just took a wicked shit in Ted's yard. He's gonna be pissed."
"That's okay, I'll just do the old faux poop scoop in case he's watching."
by FireMannyActa September 05, 2009
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