Pitwah-itis

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A symptom in which the subject is prone to the feeling of uneasiness when objects are out of place, and are prone to fixing it. Much like a perfectionnist although too lazy to fix most things. Side effects may include, growing of white hair, things that come out of the subject's mouth being "naughty" and being constantly stressed.

An example of Pitwah-itis is waking up in the morning and going, "MORNING WORLD! I'M PITWAH NICE TO MEET YOU!"

Pitwah-itis by Michael Chiang June 21, 2007

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Pitwhacker

People that tell lies for attention ; intentionally a whore

Girl ; i broke my neck can you rub it for me?
Boy; No you didnt your such a pitwhacker!

Pitwhacker by RIBBS August 13, 2012

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pitwank

much like a titwank except using ones armpit.

'Mannn Jenny gave me the best pitwank last night!'
'Pitwank?'
'Yeah man, pitwank! Was mint!'

pitwank by HeyLook! January 19, 2009

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pitah

Pain In The AssHole.

Sauron is a real PITAH!

pitah by Tan Ah Kow September 22, 2005

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piswah

A really shitty break.

"I just got fired for accidentally forwarding an email to my boss where I'd written about what a shithead they are....what a piswah."

piswah by vk1 October 9, 2006

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Pitahead

Someone who loves pita so much they would get with a girl just to be nearer to a shop.

Wow Layla lives near a tesco express, I'm a pitahead xD

Pitahead by LAYLALOVER69 June 8, 2021

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patwah

An edict against a group or individual issued by a Christian Evangelist named Pat.

Pat declared a patwah against Orlando when he warned that God will send a hurricane to Orlando in response to Disney World Orlando holding a Gay Day event.

patwah by Melykin September 6, 2006

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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