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Pitwhacker 

People that tell lies for attention ; intentionally a whore
Girl ; i broke my neck can you rub it for me?
Boy; No you didnt your such a pitwhacker!
Pitwhacker by RIBBS August 13, 2012
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piewhacked 

I was piewhacked when he gave me a word that I don't know

peewhacker

a person who waves their penis while peeing causing it to wave
Becky: He was waving his penis while peeing!
Frank: OH man! He is a peewhacker
peewhacker by MaybeIDoKnowYou March 22, 2018

pudwhackery 

The act or actions that one might expect from a pudwhack. Actions that one might also expect when goofing around, acting stupid, or not giving a shit. See also asshattery, shenanigans, tomfoolery, ballyhoo
Wow, those guys are over there trying their damnedest to get laid, shes a slut, and they're still failing. What an act of pudwhackery. I feel bad for them.
pudwhackery by tuner_steve November 20, 2006

pudwhacker 

an extremely annoying person who is overweight and talks in a high pitched tone
Fat Alex is such a pudwhacker!
pudwhacker by Steve and Dan November 5, 2004

Pudwhacker 

To repeatedly stroke one's pud while continuing to act in a sad mood. In other words to be poopy.

Can also be used to describe someone acting different than normal.
Person #1 - What did you do last night?
Person #2 - You know I was in a bad mood, but I still pudwhacked the shit out of myself.


Larry was acting like a little bitch in front of his girlfiend, so I gave him a hot carl and called him a pudwhacker.
Pudwhacker by JZMEL October 21, 2008

Pityacker 

Somebody who lives in or comes from Peterlee in the north of England, not quite a Geordie.
Howay Dan you git pityacker!
Pityacker by Mrfry September 21, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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