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"President-elect I'd Like (to) Fuck."
Man, that guy is a PEILF! (Pointing at a picture of Obama)
PEILF by kilick December 20, 2008
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pilfiwilfering 

when your dick gets hard and soft in rapid succession
I was trying to fuck jenny last night, but i kept pilfiwilfering
pilfiwilfering by Daman13 September 24, 2019
Related Words
PEILF • PILF • pelfie • pilfer • pmilf • peif • pelf • PHILF • pilfering • peiffer
Dude did you see the pelfie abby posted on facebook last night?
Pelfie by Bigdog69 May 16, 2014
A Peiling is a kind person who would offer help and support to their friends and family selflessly. She is sometimes completely clueless to the going-ons around her, which only adds to her cuteness. She is honest to a fault and steadfast in her beliefs. Her hardworking nature makes her a brilliant teammate.
“I am so grateful I have you Peiling”
“Peiling got that cake tho”
Peiling by acashewnamedwalnut September 23, 2020
Yulia Tymoshenko is such a PMILF.
pmilf by Keenan Pepper October 24, 2007
To steal.
Pilferer : "I pilfered a stereo in a small riot downtown."
Dude : "Did you pilfer any CD's to go with it."
Pilferer : "Nah. I nearly got caught pilfering this."
pilfer by Diego August 18, 2003
PILF is a gender neutral acronym that stands for Parent I'd Like to Fuck.

aka a non binary MILF
friend- Oh my God They look so fuggn hot, I would rail them in an instant.
What the fuck that's my Mod!?
God PILF's make me go wild
PILF by BeaHab.-. April 9, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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