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face owned 

Being owned in a severe mannar, such as a head shot. Also said as pwnt face.
*BOOM HEADSHOT*
Vazh says: you just got face owned
face owned by Vazh September 1, 2006

443 Owned in the Face 

A general term used for excessive blocks/restrictions on internet access.

The term derives from port 443, the HTTPS or "secure" port. Often times, students at schools or employees under a restrictive firewall would bypass web filters by using port 443 instead of 80 (standard HTTP). Once this caught on, administrators across the world started blocking port 443 on their restricted networks, leading to "443 owned in the face."
Jill: "Crap, I can't get to my email. But maybe if I try it through the secure port..."

*ACCESS DENIED!*

Random Guy: "443 owned in the face!"
443 Owned in the Face by Dylan Evans November 14, 2006

Owned In The Face 

A term used in most online games meaning to get killed an extensive amount and not killing the other player.
Person A: I just got a killamonjaro!!! You got owned in the face nukkas!
Owned In The Face by Kevin and Greg November 30, 2005

Facebook-Owned 

When a friend screenshots your wall-to-wall and/or aim chat and posts it on your wall and tags you in the post
I totally Facebook-Owned my brother when he admitted to being gay in our aim conversation.
Facebook-Owned by mr drewskii October 8, 2009

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026