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a retarded n00b that drinks mercury and says hes cool and awesome all the time but really is not.
Oliver your a n00b don't drink mercury.
by Jim Blow December 03, 2007
 
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A male orange tabby cat. Olivers are gentle, loving, goofy, and adorable. They love to play tug of war, jump up on high beams and cuddle on cold winter nights. They are pleasure seekers, so please don't overfeed them.

Olivers are the best kitties ever. If one wants to adopt you, let him. You won't regret it.
That Oliver is such a kitty. He's a real good one.

It's my turn to have the Oliver. He's been cuddling with you all night.

The Oliver shows his love by kneading and suckling.
by Mr. Meowsers March 09, 2010
 
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INTENSE, diligent, crazy, insane, sweet, awesome, anything cool!
Your sweatervest is OLIVER.
by kayla & jess November 08, 2005
 
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An amazing boy with an incredible personality. Will do anything for those that he loves. Very easy to get along with and fall in love with. Has a beautiful british accent and is very mysterious until you get to know him. May or may not gel his hair in the front. Very tall and wise.
Girl: How's your boyfriend?
Girl2: He's such an oliver, i love him with all my heart.
by xxbec20 September 20, 2009
 
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An amazing boy with an incredible personality.He's fun to be with and crazy at times. Will put friends and family first. Easy to fall in love with. Has his annoying moments but that's usually just because he's bored (maybe). Has incredible eyes and his smile lights up the room. Unfortunately he usually has someone he has liked for a long time. So be careful if you fall in love with him.
A person named Oliver.
by mac231 July 30, 2011
 
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Usually amazing, fun to be with and crazy at times, Olivers regually have large penises.
Person nammed Oliver.
by choper793 June 26, 2011
 
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Most amazing guy ever. An Oliver truly has it all. His eyes light up the room when he walks in and his smile is like none other. He is the most attractive guy you can possibly find and he is undeniably romantic. He makes his girl feel special but he doesn't have to do anything because she already knows she is the luckiest girl around. An Oliver usually has a girl he has liked for a while..be careful getting close to an Oliver because falling in love with him is almost instant. His eyes, his smile, his lips and his hair. He really is on the top of the list of amazing guys. An Oliver has a personality like no other. The most sweet, down-to-earth, generous and caring guy you will meet. He just shines! Oliver may seem shy at first but really lets his personality show with the people he trusts, he can be one of the funniest boys around! Oliver is just Oliver and you can hardly say anymore. Most girls just go speechless around Oliver because he truly is the most amazing guy you could come across.
by itguhh346 December 25, 2013
 
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He's like a coconut, acts all hard on the outside and when you find his inner self it's beautiful. He never has his own chewing gum, which doesn't bother me because he pays for every mode of transport possible in order to see each other. He's very random and a bit strange at time, which makes days with him so much more fun as I don't have a clue what he's going to say next. He sometimes needs a kick up his backside because he can be lazy at times. But he wouldn't be Oliver if he wasn't... A Genuine, caring, amazing person who deserves happiness in life. Amen
Just find an oliver and you'll see
by Cringyasfuck October 22, 2013