Un petite retarde.
Oliver: Hey James, what does petite retarde mean? is that spanish?
by Anonymoussed December 30, 2011
An extremely judge-mental boy who is two-headed and bitches about everyone. He is the type of boy who will slag everyone off if they eat meat as he is as vegetarian, but secretly eats KFC every night, his mom caught him haha.
You heard of Oliver? YEAH! HE'S A RIGHT DICK HEAD!
by garlicgirlissoawesomelol March 16, 2015
The only name any male British person has. He is a fat chode with 2 legs and a voice box. He blows at sports, and has an annoying English accent.
Liz: Good game Oliver!!!
Oliver (in stupid British accent): We ran today and didn't play a game.
Liz: Good game!!! (shoves his British ass to the ground)
by Oliver Suckonadick June 07, 2011
Another word for cunt, dwarf, bitch etc.
often used in the sentence: hey look at that homeless Oliver, standing on the corner trying to make money for a living.
by Captain super awesome March 12, 2014
The name of an alternative currency that is used in the city of Bath, UK, the value of which is about 40-50 pence
I partly paid for my vegetables with a ten Oliver note
by psychlura March 03, 2012
A tall, thin, white, European, scarf wearing man that is typically either gay or Swedish
Oliver Smith: Gay

Oliver Johnson: Swedish

Oliver Jones: Bi-curious Danish
by randomguy4815162342 November 26, 2011
An Oliver is a socially inept retard, quite often being regarded as an outsider and a loner.
Can be found nesting in its own faeces and only leaves its nest to stalk its prey.

Its prey normally consists of young males who are confused about their own sexuality.
This normally quiet creature can be easily provoked though so beware!
Oh there goes an Oliver!
by Commonsensicle October 18, 2011
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