An Oliver is a socially inept retard, quite often being regarded as an outsider and a loner.
Can be found nesting in its own faeces and only leaves its nest to stalk its prey.

Its prey normally consists of young males who are confused about their own sexuality.
This normally quiet creature can be easily provoked though so beware!
Oh there goes an Oliver!
by Commonsensicle October 18, 2011
has a tiny peepee, the smallest of all the peepees in the world. He has a bigger bellybutton than penis. He likes to finger himself though. He appreciates vaginal tearing by Danny, but his peepee is too small to tear it.
Wow, he's such an oliver. "DUDE DONT SAY THAT"
by Danny5 September 20, 2011
A quiet, pale skinned being who is well known for his tragic case of an overdose of musashi, which led to ...... obesity.
His sex is unknown because of his genital mutilation. Also known for his great amount of gym commitment BUT with lesser results than those around him. Has been known to eat babies, and is hated for his constant public worshipping of Hitler, his greatest idol EVER. Hates people touching things that he bought with his own money.
Cannot dance
"Wow that guy cant even do one chin up"
"hes such an oliver"

"Look at that guy doing his shitty dance that is just plain and simply embarrassing"
"yea hes an Oliver"

"Man look at that guys hat, it has no sticker on it"
"Thats just Oliver"
by randt enterprises 88 August 23, 2011
(n)- A gay prostitute that sells himself for drugs. Olivers tend to have aids.
Fag # 1- I got aids from that damn Oliver last night.
Fag # 2- Wanna have sex?
by jhfdksjdfhkkeyreuiwyruiewyriuw April 11, 2011
A very tall but very nice person; always nice to talk to and hang out with. They are usually very into midgets and love Canada.
oliver: "what do u call a midget crossed with a computer?"
person 1: "hmm no idea"
by Aphidorfloor December 05, 2010
His name is Oliver but likes to be called Ollie, he has the best hair known to man, and pretty cool t-shirts (Drop Dead).He likes 'Heavy Metal, Rock, Dubstep + Drumstep, Ollie has got a crazy personality and a rather large penis, He is what you call a 'sexual beast'. Become friends with an 'Oliver' a nd your set for life.
You: Damn i wish Oliver was my friend.
by jess is the way forward. October 24, 2010
The most amazing person ever created. Everyone wants to be like him. He can get a girlfriend whenever he wants. Although he is always mistreated by his brother, he is still the coolest person you will ever meet.

A reincarnation of Chuck Norris.

He is hot, sexy and often compared to Jesus Christ.

A saint.
Guy #1: Man look at Oliver, he is so amazing!

Guy #2: I know I wish I was him!
by lawlwhocarez September 24, 2010

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