by Defenderoftime April 28, 2004
A god-awful television network that has programming that usually features a woman who is 'wronged' by a man. The men are usually portrayed as assholes, and in the end the woman ususally comes out on top and 'wins', because afterall Liftime is for shitheads.
by canadianjewfish August 6, 2006
by Yemz January 31, 2008
TV channel that markets itself towards women with too much time on their hands. Usually, severely biased vs. men, portraying us as either incompetant, weak, evil/corrupt, abusive, or any combination/alteration of the preceding. Usually portrays women as perfect, and if there happens to be a female antagonist, you can definitely tell she's effed up in the dome. Hillary Clinton's personal campaign aid for her upcoming 2008 election. Don't Vote Clinton.
Nobody should watch lifetime.
Lifetime is Hillary's tool.
Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
Lifetime is Hillary's tool.
Curb the femvolution before it starts by dismantling lifetime.
by upncomingbigpimpingbloodbettarecognize November 30, 2005
Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 26, 2005
Television for women who enjoy eating ice cream (and feeling guilty about it) and complaining about men not putting down the toilet seat. Really, is it that hard to put it down yourself?
Oooh have you seen that Lifetime Original Movie about the woman who gets breast cancer, then gets raped by her boss?
by Jaaacob July 29, 2006
I don't know of anybody who even watches Lifetime anywy.
by Matt October 4, 2003