lifetime moment

(noun) When something is said or done that appears that it could be on the most suspenseful family drama network in the world... Lifetime! Typically used when overt teenage girls describe their overly pretentious drama going on in their life.

"Hey Dan, stay away from Aly today. She's been having a lot of lifetime moments lately. It's not good for your health to be near her."

"And then David actually threatened to kill himself when I told him that I cheated on him with this other guy I met at the bar, who I found out actually does drugs and I just-"
"STOP! PLEASE! My brain can contain any more of these lifetime moments!"

by ncmo April 21, 2010

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lifetime movie

Misandristic propaganda potboiler films aimed at teaching women that all men are abusive rapists.

The protagonist usually is a female who wishes to escape from her drunken husband or a young adult who is kidnapped and raped.

There are many different lifetime movies, but all have a the same plot.

Person 1: Would you like to watch a lifetime movie?
Person 2: No, I have much better things to do.

by bikk April 25, 2010

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lifetime ban

When the doorman or owner of a nightclub forces you to leave the premises and bars you from ever returning.

I'm not allowed in that club. They gave me a lifetime ban, after I knocked out the bouncer.

by Robertino October 17, 2005

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Lifetime Channel

used to refer to someone having an incurable STD such as herpes, warts or HIV/AIDS.

"Dang shawty so sexy! Too bad I heard she got the Lifetime Channel"

by niKnak74 January 25, 2010

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trip of a lifetime

something twats say when coming back from an average holiday

person a: "wow man did you see those pictures on facebook from my french exchange"
person b: "no i did not"
person a: "you should look them up it was the 'trip of a lifetime'"
person b: twat

by v_k2009 October 13, 2010

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