- China has a 5,000 year history of cheating and stealing. Some things will never change...
- A lifetime bitch.
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The experience of a lifetime cannot be taken lightly nor summed up in a single word. It should be earth moving and soul lifting. The smile on your face will reflect it every single day. Your heart will definitely race.
The love, joy and happiness my Pamela has overflowed me with is the experience of a lifetime.
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When a person, cries while huddled in the bottom of a shower with steaming hot water. Usually following some trauma. The person may utter they "can't get clean" and make futile attemps to remove soiling that doesn't actually exist. Featured in 98% of movies on the Lifetime Network involving a rape or abuse scene.
That girl I banged was so ugly I had to take a lifetime shower afterwards.
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Like the Channel; A Place For Battered Women

The movies are the best, low-budget, D-list actors, Real "teen" issues

The movies are kind of Troma Production like in their crude low-budget manners.

The movies have really bad plots that are easy to laugh at and make fun of.

Such as; She's Too Young- a whole Junior High gets syphilis from giving'receiving oral

Cyber Seduction-A "typical" teen gets addicted to internet porn (the breaking point for the parents was not the thousands of dollars their son was spending on porn, but when he got kicked of the swim team because he was too busy masturbating.

you can rent these movies too, or just watch them on LIfetime, because they are always on.
They are all instant classics
by Rad_ August 21, 2005
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Amazing song by Talking Heads
If you can listen to this song or Psycho Killer and not love it, I think Miley Cyrus may be the kind of music your looking for.
Letting the days go by/let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by/water flowing underground
Into the blue again/after the moneys gone
Once in a lifetime/water flowing underground
by Obscured by Clouds February 3, 2009
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the lifetime channel is a network run by the folks at A&E television network. as a young adult myself i can say that i'm not into that channel because of all the movies and tv specials about women (and on some occasions, men) are in some god-awful love triangles, financial and/or legal issues, sexual assault and in most extreme cases murder, and hell just to make the program more interesting, combine all 3 and BAM!!!

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men are evil and will hurt you, because this is lifetime (family guy)

pretty much the theme of about 80% of the programs on the lifetime channel
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