A term used to explain the times when you girlfriend or wife continues to talk to you about a "important" issue you really don't give a shit about.
Friend 1: "I was so pissed last night man, she was just lifetiming the fuck out of me after work!"
Friend 2: "About what dude?"
Friend 1" "Hell if I know I wasn't paying attention"
Friend 2: "About what dude?"
Friend 1" "Hell if I know I wasn't paying attention"
by El Barbo August 27, 2010
(adj.) Something that would be said on the Lifetime Channel. Something said to a guy or by a guy in a public manner that should not be said outloud or in front of others.
"I saw comment you left on Stans MySpace page, dude. Telling him you miss your long talks was so Lifetime."
"Steve had a Lifetime moment last night at the bar when Sheila drunkenly announced on stage that she hopes they will spend the rest of their lives in each others arms and walking side by side."
"Steve had a Lifetime moment last night at the bar when Sheila drunkenly announced on stage that she hopes they will spend the rest of their lives in each others arms and walking side by side."
by JessieBeth999 October 26, 2007
A channel that showcases white people doing stupid, sick, crude, weird, crazy things, including suburban secrets type of situations and the opposite of what minorities do.
On Lifetime, I have seen a movie "Perfect Husband: The Scott Peterson Story", one movie that deals with a victim being abused as a child, a father who's a perverted pig, alcoholic redneck inbred wifebeating husband who's also mean to his children, kids doing drugs, a sick man arrested for sex-related offenses such as child molestation or kiddie porn (John Mark Karr), killing a child (Richard Allen Davis), killing a wife (Scott Peterson), killing their own relatives, Yearning for Zion Ranch in Texas in 2008 where women and children were abused, incest, etc. To put it in a simpler way, this is what you get when you put together Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Melrose Place, Desperate Housewives, City Confidential, Silk Stalkings and Suburban Secrets. Things you NEVER see in the real movies, except for Monster, the biopic of serial killer Eileen Wournos. There was no movie about Richard Allen Davis or John Mark Karr, but those names are used as examples of the sick things that happen. Lifetime channel is somewhat of an exploitation channel.
by A brutha frum da ghetto July 11, 2008
by Criostoir Hulme December 8, 2005
by :) September 7, 2003
(Adj) to describe a person or situation that reflects the situations and themes commonly seen on the Lifetime Channel.
"She's such a Lifetime girl!"
"Quit being so Lifetime and dump his ass!"
"This is a little too Lifetime for me."
"Quit being so Lifetime and dump his ass!"
"This is a little too Lifetime for me."
by Happy-Reader November 5, 2015
I watch Lifetime for Golden Girls.
by babaloulou November 16, 2003