35 definitions by raspberry (lust) muffin

Someone that you can talk out of giving you a speeding ticket if you offer them a box of doughnuts.
I was speeding 15 miles over the limit down Taylor Road, and after getting pulled over by a cop, I told him I worked at Krispy Kreme doughnuts and he let me go for three free doughnuts.
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One of the political categories that is inbetween both conservative and liberal, agreeing and disagreeing with both sides. Liberals say they are "open minded" when they really aren't, and conservatives know that they are closed minded, but moderates are open to certain ideas and opinions to both sides, depending on the person and how they feel with each issue.
The conservatives are the left wing of the bird and the liberals are the right wing of the bird. However, the moderates are in the middle, which is where the brain is.
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Lesbians and Ill-tempered Feminists Exeptive Towards Innocent Men in Existence.
Hardcore feminists need to go lesbian since they are so pathetically antimale (which shows they are hypocrites because they bash men then date them...bitches).
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 26, 2005
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One of the sexiest things that a man can possibly do.
Hot damn...there isn't much else I can say.
by raspberry (lust) muffin July 11, 2005
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A show about four people who like the same gender.
The characters from Will & Grace all love dem boys.
by raspberry (lust) muffin September 15, 2005
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A REALLY annoying term and storyline used way too much in movies and television shows. The comment itself sounds absolutely stupid, and is commenly used for one person (i.e. Buffy the vampire slayer) which makes it hard to believe that one person could do the job on their own. Even when they get help from others, considering that there are 6 billion people on the planet and considering the size of "the world," it makes it too radical of an idea to actually be interesting. Even when the storyline IS good, it's still a stupid term to use.
Ice cream man: You want me to walk off of my job?! What am I supposed to do for you and your company?
CIA dude: Save the world.
by raspberry (lust) muffin May 29, 2005
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