Dirty Yuppie and Miggers being tools.
'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.

'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.
by yes January 14, 2005
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I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense
by Matt June 14, 2004
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An excellent beer (OG1044 4.2% abv)brewed at the microbrewery of The Ram’s Head, Wakefield Road, Sowerby Bridge, West Yorkshire HX6 2AZ.
Have too many and you turn into one....
glug.... burp..........
by Ian Hamer November 27, 2003
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No kiddin'. A numpty is a wee gob stopper ( for you English a small round hard sweet similar in size to an aniseed ball). I've had a box.
Stop sookin' all those numpties - you'll get plukes and you're ugly enough
by Frank Hughes December 12, 2003
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1) Scottish colloquialism, a stupid person, a figure of ridicule.
Coca Cola is made from dried beetles.

Is it?

Of course not you numptie.
by fgf November 14, 2003
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A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).

Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.
person1: Jeff could you pass me the pen?
Jeff: ooops! (while dropping the pen)
Person1: Jeff you're such a numpty!
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A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing
by Nested One October 14, 2003
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