someone who is so fucking irritating that they manage to get under your skin and make your blood boil with their painful slowness and stupity
that guy was a total fucking numpty
by rebel girl October 6, 2003
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A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!
That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !
by Stealth July 16, 2003
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e.g a bit of an idiot
someone who is a bit of a novice
"he's a fucking numpty"
OR
"dont be a numpty"
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this is what the person who spelt it 'nunty' is
twats that cani spell are pure numptys man
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Numpty - (pronounced nump - ti)

An individual with little or no understanding of a subject, who may find it difficult to learn by experience e.g. "See you? Ye're a grade-wan numpty - flyin' colours, nae kiddin'!"

Examples of people who are numpties:

Tony Blair (particularly with regard to his understanding of the UK electorate)

"Dubya" Bush (for his services to Play Station sales)
by not really me November 2, 2003
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An idiot or fool. Often used to chastise someone
You numpty! You were meant to put the lid on first!
by E*** April 8, 2008
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A knucklehead or other not-quite-so-smart person.
Scott: Ow, I just hit my head on the ceiling!
Katie: You numpty.
by Katie =) April 27, 2006
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