An idiot.
Usually used by british people.
Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.
by LesleyDianna February 22, 2012
When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.
"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"
by Devyonite March 09, 2014
Australian army slang for;

Idiot.

Dumbshit

Fuckwit

Incompetent
"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."

"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"
by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013
A SILLY PERSON,WHO DOSENT MEAN NO MALLISE....
TO BE CALLED A "NUMPTY" IS A NICE WAY TO BE CALLED A "SILLY PERSON"
by SIL NUMTIBE March 17, 2011
paul the scaffolder from m/boro i work with
paul you numpty get up hear.
by lee10ant March 10, 2007
computer illiterate people that really think the computer can think for itself, cook its own dinner and do the ironing, will have the ultimate answer to everything and doesnt need any numpty input.
The numpty always rings customer services because they can't find the "any" key!!!
by numpty dodger October 10, 2006
a person who is stupid
You are a numpty
by Jamie December 23, 2003

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