Nukin Futz Share definition Flag It's a backwards way of saying fucking nuts. They made me turn my tee-shirt inside out and because I can't swear around security I said, "You're drivin me nukin futz man!" Nukin Futz by French Fried Potatoes. February 24, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Nukin Futz mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch