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1.
To dawdle or waste time.
Don't futz around. Get back to work.
by Harry Flashman July 02, 2003
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2.
Jewish word for fart.
Slang: to trifle, meddle or fool around.
To fart around. Don't be a "futz"!
by Auggie D May 07, 2006
30 20
 
3.
Swiss-German slang for female genitalia
Dat ho had a slinky futz
by anonymous April 10, 2003
41 43
 
4.
A euphemism for fuck.
Futz you!
by Miss Agreeable May 23, 2004
26 33
 
5.
Pronounced: Fah-uh'ts
Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer"
Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints.

The Futz is often seen with:
1. Arms frantically waving around in the air.
2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips.
3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number?
4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above.

When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!
Attention everyone, the futz is about to print, please place your headphones on your ears and turn your music up. The audible questions you are about to hear will interfear with your workflow and your attitude.

The futz is printing? I'm going to lunch.

The printer would have worked fine, but the futz tried to print today.
by the printer September 19, 2006
6 20
 
6.
short for fucking putz
someone with little or no coordination or does not think about what they are doing
JE: Hey Freaky F, did you have fun at the slutfest?
Freaky F: No, I had to do my laundry, and by the time i got there, they had left.
JE: ya stupid futz
by derf2 February 07, 2005
6 28
 
7.
Fah-uh'ts Helpless individual who creates a most annoying atmostphere while attempting to print. This individual is often a print design professional, yet lacking the professional skills of a "print designer"
Overdetermination of an individual required to print a document on any printing device. Individual often becomes flustered and stammers around while seeking for the correct button to depress. Using frantinc movements trying to determine the correct key combonination that makes the printer do its job, providing prints.

The Futz is often seen with:
1. Arms frantically waving around in the air.
2. Walking in small circles from desk to printer in non stop round trips.
3. Frequent questions to co-workers or team memebers relating to terms of How does this work?, Why is it not printing?, Can you help?, When it does this how do i fix it? and... Does anyone have the repair phone number?
4. Often the Futz will resort to soul searching, and may tune their radio to inspirational music from above.

When the futz begins the dance of waving arms,stomping feet, and round trip footsteps while singing their song of questions, it is strongly advised to stay your distance. The issue is oftne solved by plugging in the printer or pressing the print button either on the computer screen or on the printer itself. Do not assume a print designer all print designers know how to print!

Attention everyone, the futz is about to print, please place your headphones on your ears and turn your music up. The audible questions you are about to hear will interfear with your workflow and your attitude.

The futz is printing? I'm going to lunch.

The printer would have worked fine, but the futz tried to print today.
by the printer September 19, 2006
6 31