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caught with his hand in the nookie jar
caught with his hand in the nookie jar by I, Wreckerrr May 31, 2017
persona non-nookie
When a woman is in a relationship, she no longer is attractive you, hence relegated to the friend zone.
Randal: You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way...
persona non-nookie by Justinsideyou November 13, 2019
Noosie
Pronunciation: Nüs.ee
Definition: A word engendered to elaborate any and every possible situation, describe an occurrence, and may be used as an adjective or a noun.
Other spellings: Nussy or Noosy
Definition: A word engendered to elaborate any and every possible situation, describe an occurrence, and may be used as an adjective or a noun.
Other spellings: Nussy or Noosy
"I'm gonna get mad noosie tonight."
"That shit is noosie, bitch."
"Well, the answer to 'sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx)' is indeed, noosie"
"That shit is noosie, bitch."
"Well, the answer to 'sin(ax)sin(bx) - k cos(ax)cos(bx)' is indeed, noosie"
Noosie by KibblzAndBitz April 13, 2010
Noodie
Another name for a crew neck sweatshirt.
Name Originally came from Prospect High School when head Cross County coach coined the term "noodie" when selling crew neck sweatshirts every Fall & Spring. Later this term became popular when head writer of Glee ( a Prospect High School alumni) used this word during the show Glee.
Name Originally came from Prospect High School when head Cross County coach coined the term "noodie" when selling crew neck sweatshirts every Fall & Spring. Later this term became popular when head writer of Glee ( a Prospect High School alumni) used this word during the show Glee.
noobie cheese
noobie cheese by T-Dogg and K-Shredder November 5, 2007
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"