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1.
A painful sensation caused by the rubbing of knuckle, fist, or hand to ones head. Generally causing hair displacement and mild cursing.
"Oh man, National Noogie Week is coming up! I'd better run so Sarah doesn't catch me in the middle of her mad noogie spree. Otherwise mass destruction of my hair follicles and/or scalp will occur!"
by Rocked_Socks January 14, 2004
 
2.
the act of rubbing one's knuckles on a person's head so as to produce a mildly painful sensation
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by Anonymous September 23, 2002
 
3.
Relax, in Hungarian.
"Noogie, noogie, noogie," was screamed by the protestors when the cops exerted violent behavior while placing them under arrest.
by john2 July 29, 2008
 
4.
a painful rubbing of the scalp with the knuckles
He tried to give my friend a noogie and got in trouble for it.
by Light Joker December 18, 2004
 
5.
Noun - A name for someone (usually a female) who is unpleasant and repulsive in appearance. Noogies tend to be unaware of the fact that they have unattractive features and act as if everyone is jealous of them.
Guy 1: Dude....Noogie just sent me a friend request on Facebook.

Guy 2: Haha thats gross.
by Tobysmith September 03, 2011
 
6.
A form of herpa-sifa-litus most commonly found in the southern regions of Africa along the Ivory Coast.
Dude...! I think your girl gave me da Noogie last weekend when we were in South Africa!
by Da Bloke Named Jeffrey March 15, 2011
 
7.
Also, a painful blow delivered to the outside of the thigh (along the vastus lateralis muscle, if possible) with the raised middle knuckle of the assailant's dominant hand. The aim is not so much to bruise as to cause rapid and extreme contraction of the muscle, resulting in sudden falling over and cursing.
"Oy, arrgghh! He fookin noogied me! I'll be crippled for hours!"
by Doonser November 11, 2009