Noof - Noof Tube

Noof- A mixture of liquid clear facial cleaner and bleach, used as a lubricant for pleasuring one's gopher
Noof Tube- You're gopher's excessively lubricated corn hole.

Bobby, if there was ever one thing mah daddy said that was wise, it was this. "Always be sure to noof up the noof tube. The last thing you want is a partner with a bloody noof tube."