Nincontinence

(Nintendo + Incontinence)

Staying up all night wiiing.

"Hey why were you late to work this morning?"

"Ahh, my nincontinence was acting up again. I just kept wiiing and wiiing."

Nincontinence by Pistol Pete Maravich February 16, 2008

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nincontinent

A medical condition that causes people to not realise they have a bladder problem in the middle of the dance floor. Exacerbated by the use of glow sticks, glow bracelets and other luminescent evening wear.

Take a look at Janet glowing over there on the dance floor making a runner for the powder room. She's so nincontinent.

nincontinent by Vinny the Poohlet. December 15, 2011

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Financial Incontinence

1. A propensity to piss money away

2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control

3. unable to retain or manage ones finances

4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)

Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.

Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence

Financial Incontinence by pasmarticus August 20, 2011

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Fecal Incontinence

The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.

As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."

What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence

"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."

Fecal Incontinence by gwaijai June 12, 2009