A medical condition where you sleep walk to a person nearest you that may be sleeping next to you, in an adjacent bed, room or another house altogether, and you attempt to put your penis inside their anus and usually wake them, yourself or both of you up in the process.
Person 1 (the person suffering from Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2 (the victim of the effects of Sleep Dick-Butt)
Person 2: What are you doing?!
Person 1: Sorry...I suffer from Sleep Dick-Butt, it's a medical condition...I'm working on it, give me a break. I'll go get medicine, but can you bend over-- sorry, it happens a lot when I'm tired as well, I can't help it.
Person 2: ....Are you masturbating?
Person 1: *Takes their hand off their penis* What?! I'm not masturbating....
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a medical condition that makes it almost impossible to find pants that cover your butt crack. no matter how hard you try to hide it, that crack just always sticks out.
Look at that girl crack! she must have that weird medical condition known as the elongated butt crack! poor girl.
something found within 2% of the world's sexiest men. while it might sound like a sexual fetish for someone named meckel, it is actually a medical condition that only super hot sexy men get.
meckel's diverticulum= a medical condition........
One might use this word to describe an individual without a penis. This term usually comes into play when describing the so-called "male" individual to a member of the opposite sex without alerting the person afflicted with the disease. This may be translated into "Boy Has No Penis" or whatever else your heart desires it to be. The medical term for this illness is sometimes referred to as "Inverted Penis".
"It's kinda funny that BHNP" - Guy #1more...
"Dude, that's not funny at all. It's a serious medical condition known as Inverted Penis" - Guy #2
"Hey maybe you should post fliers warning women to stay cautious because BHNP" - Guy #1
"I am way ahead of you, man! I already scattered them across the entire floor of our school" - Guy #2
"Wait, did you just say that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"Yes, please read the fliers all over the floor" - Guy #2
"Oh my god... Like no way! Hey did you hear that BHNP?" - Girl #1
"Eeewwwwyyyyy! That's just gross. Like, why is he so disgusting?" - Girl #2
"He was born with a sexually threatening deformation called Inverted Penis. It prevents him from being a man and does not allow him to carry on the family name." - Guy #1
"So then how does he fuck hot and bothered girls like me?" - Girl #1
"Sadly for him, he just can't... It's not physically possible. But lucky for you, I am always available to take his place and skull fuck your brains out." - Guy #2
"Mmmm, now I don't care that BHNP because you're making me so wet right now. Fuck me like I've never been fucked before!! Talk dirty to me!" - Girl #1
"I will! Shut the fuck up you slutty whore skankasaurus piece of pussy ass! Now fuck me, beautiful!!" - Guy #2
"OH BOB SAGET!! Count me in. I love long legged pissed off puerto ricans!" - Girl #2
"Fuck you bitch! I'm gonna put you in your place!" - Guy #2
"Ohh yes baby!!! Uhhhh! Mmhhmmm!! As long as my place is on you're dick!" - Girl #2
"You cunt ass...
A new medical condition that seems to have originated in bungie studios. It is highly contagious and can be caught by experiencing the highly anticipated game halo reach. Early symptoms consist of fainting and uncontrollable happiness. Later symptoms consist of dropping out of school and/or quitting your job. Other symptoms consist of not wanting to do anything exept play this game. This prevents someone who Is infected from eating, sleeping, and playing shitty video games (ahem mw2). Many experts predict record high cases of this condition on September 14 2010
When halo reach graces your tv screen, you won't be able to resist catching this condition
A "recreational" stoner who was able to acquire a medical marijuana recommendation by using the excuse of having some BS medical condition. The medical marijuana industry is made up of approximately 99% of these recreational users. They have also become the main connect for those who cannot acquire a medical marijuana recommendation.
Me: Yo, Javi. Bust out the bowlios.
Javi: If you are down to buy, I'm down to fly!
Me: For sure. Who's got bud?
Javi: I got the medical card now for a year cause I said the pain on my knee was too much, so I'm a medical patient now!
Me: Fuck it, let's go to the Fire Station.
Javi: I'll hit up Willy.
Me: Nah, too many lungs.....
a medical condition where a person suffers short term memory loss due to alcohol consumption
I had a big night last night and today am suffering from a mild case of alcomenesia