2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."