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A medical condition that causes people to not realise they have a bladder problem in the middle of the dance floor. Exacerbated by the use of glow sticks, glow bracelets and other luminescent evening wear.
Take a look at Janet glowing over there on the dance floor making a runner for the powder room. She's so nincontinent.
by Vinny the Poohlet. December 09, 2011