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nerdistic 

1. the act of a very intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit deriving gratification or pleasure from random acts of nerdism

2. The pleasure or enjoyment of speaking in an esoteric manner.

3. The act of using computer jargon or messenger abbreviations in everyday audible dialogue

4. A general term for any nerd who truly loves and enjoys his/her stature.
"I love the way nerds act in a purely nerdistic manner."

1. "Dude...you totally pwned that warlock in WOW! Wicked righteous man!!"

2. Nerd 1 - "Remember that one time we did that thing with that thing on that game that was friggin' hilarious?!?"
Nerd 2 - "OMG! I know right!!"
Non-nerd - "What the hell are you two talking about."
Nerds - "Oh nothing you wouldn't understand it even if we explained it to you. It's kind of one of those 'had to be there' situations! HAHAHAHAHA"

3. "OMG I accidentally went into the wrong room for the meeting! Roffle!!!"

4. "I love being a nerd!!"
nerdistic by stuck2dasheetz July 10, 2007
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nerdification 

The practice of exclusively hiring intelligent individuals, thus improving the product produced by the corporation and increasing shareholder value but often displaceing mediocre poop-flinging-tree-monkeys.
Nerdification brought Google the success it currently enjoys.
nerdification by El Duderino August 27, 2006

Nerdilicious 

Nerdilicious Is A Nerd/Geek That Is So Nerdy They Become Sexy.

A Nerdilicious Nerd/Geek, Normally Wears Tight Clothing, Wears Thick Framed Glasses And Most Of The Time, Some Sort Of Emo Styled HairCut.
They Sometimes Also Work In Bookshops.
* Sunny Day In Toppers Bookshop *

Ellie: Wow Look At That Hott Nerdilicious Geek Behind The Counter.

Geordie: Yeaah! I'd Bang That Shit.

Ellie: Too Fuckin' Right.
Nerdilicious by Elii March 19, 2007

nerdilicious 

a common term used to define an object or person that stimulates the brain to such an extent, that anyone who encounters such a thing is highly susceptible to emotions of orgasmic proportions.

Anyone who is tagged with this name is certainly gay and should seek advice from their local physician.
"Oh my god, look at his suspenders. That is one nerdilicious son of a bitch".
nerdilicious by Doooocie November 13, 2006

nerdificationism 

a cult of nerd where nerds make nerds out nerds.
tom: are you in a cult?
tim: yup.
tom: what kind of cult?
tim: a nerdificationism cult. we're called:D&D tryhards. want to join?
tom: FUCK YEAH!!

Nerdification 

slow replacement of organic material with cyborg/vulcan/mathematical deposits, eventually leading to total replacement and solidifcation of material into a brittle; moderately anti-social form
John was a normal child before entering a small, elite engineering program; by the time he left, however, nerdification was complete
Nerdification by gcarter2008 August 2, 2008

Nerdriffic

When you or a friend does something really nerdy but you think it is terrific.
Kristi sent a picture of Hobbit Pez dispensers and they were nerdriffic
Nerdriffic by Fart master flash December 17, 2013
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