Skip to main content

nerdistic 

1. the act of a very intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit deriving gratification or pleasure from random acts of nerdism

2. The pleasure or enjoyment of speaking in an esoteric manner.

3. The act of using computer jargon or messenger abbreviations in everyday audible dialogue

4. A general term for any nerd who truly loves and enjoys his/her stature.
"I love the way nerds act in a purely nerdistic manner."

1. "Dude...you totally pwned that warlock in WOW! Wicked righteous man!!"

2. Nerd 1 - "Remember that one time we did that thing with that thing on that game that was friggin' hilarious?!?"
Nerd 2 - "OMG! I know right!!"
Non-nerd - "What the hell are you two talking about."
Nerds - "Oh nothing you wouldn't understand it even if we explained it to you. It's kind of one of those 'had to be there' situations! HAHAHAHAHA"

3. "OMG I accidentally went into the wrong room for the meeting! Roffle!!!"

4. "I love being a nerd!!"

nerdistic by stuck2dasheetz July 10, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch

nerdification 

The practice of exclusively hiring intelligent individuals, thus improving the product produced by the corporation and increasing shareholder value but often displaceing mediocre poop-flinging-tree-monkeys.
Nerdification brought Google the success it currently enjoys.
nerdification by El Duderino August 27, 2006

Nerdilicious 

Nerdilicious Is A Nerd/Geek That Is So Nerdy They Become Sexy.

A Nerdilicious Nerd/Geek, Normally Wears Tight Clothing, Wears Thick Framed Glasses And Most Of The Time, Some Sort Of Emo Styled HairCut.
They Sometimes Also Work In Bookshops.
* Sunny Day In Toppers Bookshop *

Ellie: Wow Look At That Hott Nerdilicious Geek Behind The Counter.

Geordie: Yeaah! I'd Bang That Shit.

Ellie: Too Fuckin' Right.
Nerdilicious by Elii March 19, 2007

nerdilicious 

a common term used to define an object or person that stimulates the brain to such an extent, that anyone who encounters such a thing is highly susceptible to emotions of orgasmic proportions.

Anyone who is tagged with this name is certainly gay and should seek advice from their local physician.
"Oh my god, look at his suspenders. That is one nerdilicious son of a bitch".
nerdilicious by Doooocie November 13, 2006

nerdificationism 

a cult of nerd where nerds make nerds out nerds.
tom: are you in a cult?
tim: yup.
tom: what kind of cult?
tim: a nerdificationism cult. we're called:D&D tryhards. want to join?
tom: FUCK YEAH!!

Nerdification 

slow replacement of organic material with cyborg/vulcan/mathematical deposits, eventually leading to total replacement and solidifcation of material into a brittle; moderately anti-social form
John was a normal child before entering a small, elite engineering program; by the time he left, however, nerdification was complete
Nerdification by gcarter2008 August 2, 2008

Nerdriffic

When you or a friend does something really nerdy but you think it is terrific.
Kristi sent a picture of Hobbit Pez dispensers and they were nerdriffic
Nerdriffic by Fart master flash December 17, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
Next