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The Nautilus 

A kiss under the water, named after the first submarine "The Nautilus"
Ryan: Hey you wanna go under the water and explore The Nautilus?

Hannah: Sure!

reverse nautilus 

N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.

V. To do the reverse nautilus.
N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.

V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.
reverse nautilus by assmurderer January 11, 2010

Nautious 

When you're feeling sick but you're also a dumbass who can't spell.
Steve: Oh bro i'm feeling really nautious.

Dan: Shut up steve, you can't spell
Nautious by lwttz June 11, 2018

Nautilusness 

The feeling of pure rage when you are absolutely proven wrong but there is nothing you can say or do about it.
I was arguing with my friend and he caught me in a lie, completely undid every argument I had made. I wanted to fucking exploded, i felt something close to nautilusness in those moments.
Nautilusness by TK448 June 1, 2022