12 definitions by assmurderer
A word, usually an irregular verb, that sounds the same, is spelled the same, and has the same meaning, but differs by tense. For example set is the same in past, present, and past participle form. They lacks 'ed' and 'en' suffixes. 'Read' and 'read' are pronounced differently and hence are heterochronohomographs.
by assmurderer November 10, 2021
A sexual game in which one partner vomits into the mouth of the other. Oftentimes, they will snowball the material back and fourth, alternating between the role of "baby bird" and "mother bird." The game is named for the way baby birds are fed by their mother in nature.
by assmurderer June 19, 2013
Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.
by assmurderer September 14, 2011
by assmurderer February 7, 2010
An insecure person characterized by his or her tendency to prevent their sexual parter from participating in sex acts with others.
Tom: Hey Bob, your girlfriend was a great fuck last night.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
Bob: I'll kill you!
Tom: Don't be such a mate guard.
by assmurderer June 23, 2011
N. An exit maneuver that is performed after walking into an awkward or otherwise undesirable situation. It consists of walking or scuffling backwards while undulating the arms along the anterior region of the transverse plane, imitating the way the chambered nautilus swims. A person performing the reverse nautilus will try to forget what has been seen.
V. To do the reverse nautilus.
V. To do the reverse nautilus.
N. When I saw my little brother masturbating, I did the reverse nautilus.
V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.
V. Last night I ran into my roommate having sex, and I promptly reverse nautilused out of there.
by assmurderer January 11, 2010