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Muttrimony

The state of two dogs being married. The rite, ceremony, or sacrament of dog marriage.
Fluffy and Rover are entering doggy Muttrimony.
Muttrimony by darwood junttul October 24, 2011
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Bondage Matrimony 

Bondage Matrimony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Matrimony or also known as a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).

If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.

A Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Matrimony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Barriage Ceremony).

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:

Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Bondage Matrimony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Matrimony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!

Fraternal matrimony 

An intense emotional relationship between two heterosexual males that, while non-sexual in nature, exceeds the boundaries of a traditional bromance.
A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.

Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.

Mantrimony

The process by which two homosexual males commit to each other for life. Also, the resulting "partnered" state. Gay marriage.

John and Damien were joined in Holy Mantrimony today.
Mantrimony by Walter and Gin January 13, 2006

thug matrimony 

1. When a nigga is married to the streets

2. First a nigga falls in thug love with a ho, then they have a pimped out wedding. Thats called thug matrimony, and then they live happily ever after in a thug mansion
Bitch! I dont need a ho. Thug matrimony dog! I'm married to da streets.
thug matrimony by sexiback October 3, 2007
N - The state of being in a marriage or living a married life.
"Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."
matrimony by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015

119 Rat Matrimony 

This is the academy that focuses on the most beautiful girl in the world princess Thivya whom is absolutely perfect in every way possible such as her eyes, smile, blush, nose, ears, laugh, voice, hair, hands, forehead, and is crowned the 24/7 beauty princess. Her favorite song is "O Divya O Divya" but it should definately be changed to O Thivya because holy shit she is soo damn beautiful and I can't get enough of her. The Hawaii academy loves her beauty that is hotter than their volcanoes and she is soo beautiful that even coconuts would smile. A certain academy is planning on doing research on her beauty by doing moves on her and beating her in a staring contest in order to make her admit that she is absolutely perfect. I love her and so does the rest of the 119 Rat Matrimony Academy because as soon as you see her it is like a ray of sunshine. Actually you know what, it's not even a ray of sunshine it's the entire sun that lights up whenever the Rat Matrimony listens to her jokes and see her beautiful smile.
- Brooo join the 119 Rat Matrimony the princess is so god damn beautiful
- Are you sad or tired and need something to brighten up your day? Well go to 119 Rat Matrimony to see beauty and get inspired
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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